My system


This is the prestigious Wife Beater Award given to the establishments who are keeping most in touch with their inner Iron Chef. You know what I am sayin? Its kinda like when I wear the wifebeater, I fell well really f***in good. I got to tell you there is nothing better then driving around in my IROC, eating a cheese steak, wearing my bling bling and fillin out a wife beater.

The amount of cheesesteaks is directly dependant on how good your grub is, how good your service is and basically how well I was treated as God for an hour.

Your number of gold chains or "bling bling" is how many twenties I got to drop before I get out the door to my IROC. If it takes up a large part of my wad it gets more chains. Get it? Christ, I hope so.

This is what I use to rate the parking situation. Higher scores are reserved for spots that have plentiful parking or a valet service. My IROC always gets the valet, with only five more years till classic status it makes sense.