Review

Tori's is a great place off the beaten path of South street. So when I finally had my last restrainin order against me removed I got venture down near Penns Landing again, but thats another story. I got this hot date with this hot momma named Sandy and I wanted to take her someplace nice, you know to impress her. Well I picked her in my IROC, I could tell she digged it and just about that time I felt the need to hit the eight track with a little “Diamond Girl”. Shit it was almost like a dream come true. The only thing that comes close to this day of all days was the time this stripper in Cheerleaders gave me two lap dances for the price of one. Well let me tell you something about Tori’s a-ite? The food there is f***in outstanding. I mean it I doesn’t matter what you order this shit comes out good as my moms gravy, and lets face that‘s sayin something. Anyways, this menu is money blend of South Western and Italian recipes I mean if you are a big fan of both of these you found your sweet spot.

I mean when I really enjoy a meal it doesn’t matter how much I am spending long as it doesn’t come between me and my IROC. The prices here are a not any higher then other fine dining establishments around South Street, but they take their grub to the next level. At Tori’s I don’t mind droppin a few bucks to get my belly filled with something other then cheesesteaks.

Parking in the south street area isn't is bad as some parts of the city but this isn't the best situation either. During the week might not be so bad but the weekend forgetaboutit. There are a few lots in the area but they hit you hard for the dough and sometimes when there is a gay boy band or some hip hop wrapper down at the TLA that area is mobbed. Even an IROC can't jump cars, so when its bad its bad.

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