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Pinky Rings

Pinky rings, you can't live with them you can't be a player without em. Lemme tell you somethin about wearin a pinky ring: Besides being a novel piece of jewelry, pinky rings also have a few practical uses. Namely dentin somebodies' forehead. Notfernuttin, I am sure a couple fellas aronacawna can tell you a thing or two about a certain impressions on their dome peice that they would like to fughettabot. Anyways, I hear things here and there about that the fellas that rock the short shorts and play both offense and defense like to wear the pinky ring. And guess what cuz, you see me out and you bring that shit up wit me, I will straighten you right the hell out. Guys from the neighborhood, lets at least act like we got some sort of rocks upstairs, I mean something, anything. You don’t know how many guys I know that had to go downtown because their impression was so distinctive. I mean cmon much like my wifebeaters I got at least switch it up once a month. My mother says I should shower more but this article aint about her or showerin. Back to the story, I got my first pinky ring when I was fifteen, it came out of the bubble gum machine that I put $5 cents in down near the Ackamee. Already I knew I had struck gold, I mean girls, teachers, and even my goombas aronacawna knew this was the sh**. It was huge and plastic, and lets face it really ugly compared to what I rock today. But believe me I learned a valuable lesson early in my youth; the power and allure of the pinky ring, yanowadamsayin? Nowadays yous can find me wearin a pinky ring wit just about every FILA jumpsuit I got in my wardrobe. I mean let’s be for real here Fat Joe works hard at the track to buy himself a piece of jewelry that it so deserving as the pinky ring. Not many men in general can pull this sh** off. You center city suit types don’t ever think you can cross the line, I mean you types by jumpsuits to work out in, me…this is how I roll. Madone, everyone knows they are everyday wear for normal peeps. All the great oldtimers I used to see on cawna used to wear em with pride and I seen them geezers use em more than once as a weapon in a pinch. I guess the ground rules are if you are from the neighborhood, wearing an outfit that includes a wifebeater, a jeff cap and some white Nikees put that sh** on wit pride. Othetwise leave the fashion for the real men.