Fat Joe's Iroc

IROCS IROCS IROCS I rock an IROC... Only the greatest piece of machinery ever created by mankind…seven miles to the gallon, zero to sixty in whatever…My boy Vinnie gots a Mustang GT, but even I catch him sweatin my IROC…one time I caught him with his pants around his ankles lookin at my ride, but that’s a story for another time…what do I do in my IROC you ask?...just about everything…I pick stuff up, I drop stuff off…I blast my “Diamond Girl’ on my state of the art hifi Panasonic radio that Bobby "Nutts” sold to me for $50…

The origin of my baby, who’s known as my Samantha Fox is a story in itself…so smoke em if ya got em and listen up…one night me Petey “The Pimp” were gonna trow down on a couple of punks that owed Petey some “backrent” so to speak…we finally got word that these guys were livin it up at the “Show and Tell”…I knew Freddie “knuckles” was bouncin there and he owed me a favor for a bone I trowed him way back…he went in and dragged these good for nuttin lowlife scumbags out by their nose rings for some one on one interaction. Luckily we had em outside in the alley all to ourselves…soon they was cryin like two bitches who got stood up on prom night…we was trowin them a beatin of a lifetime and the one punk couldn’t take it anymore and offered us his IROC for collateral…I couldn’t believe that this spineless jellyfish would give away a classic American sportscar over a little chin music. So as you might deduce, I kicked him in the teeth and me and Petey drove away in what was once his…to make a long story short…a month past and Petey owed me some scaldol on the Monday night game…he offered me his Caddy but I opted for the IROC…Petey eyes lit up like a Christmas tree in central park and said "take it it’s yours"…and so the legend began…me Samantha haven’t been separated since.

Nowadays you can catch me cruising Philadelphia with Samantha Fox doin just about everything together…eatin cheesesteaks, making deliveries, talking on the cell phone and generally just being an all around winner. As you can see from the pics I got here from my buddy Jimmy "The Mullet’s" place in Jersey this is one sweet ride. Oil changes every three thou or so and I always use premium unleaded for my girl Sam.